Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Speaking of Whores...

Our little X-tina is getting married. The dirrrty girl is in fine form with this get-up for her bridal shower. I really like Christina but cannot relate to her at all. I mean, what's with the hair!! Let it be for a while and maybe it wouldn't fall out in clumps! I do have to say she looks much better, though, like she's lost some weight but not gone to crazy extremes like one Miss Richie. Oh well, I hope she's happy and stays married for more than one hot minute. But then I guess it wouldn't be Hollywood, now would it!

I hate this stupid whore!! She needs to give it up and stop wasting precious court time. I can't believe she's taken this appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court, what a freaking joke. She's obviously got the worst attorney if she keeps losing her appeals...so wise up and get more competent representation. Oh wait, I said wise up in reference to Anna Nicole Smith...I think I might be over-estimating her abilities! What a waste of space.

Paradise Revisited


Here is the view from Manuel Antonio National Park in Costa Rica. I just really need a vacay so I thought I share this with y'all. God, I need to get outta this town, find me a hot island man 'cause you know I don't have luck here! Maybe Leland from Dog the Bounty Hunter is single...probably not. Plus, he seems kinda little, which doesn't bother me, but I bet he likes his ladies petite and shit. I guess being horny makes the psycho-analysis mechanism go into overdrive!! Send help!

Natalie Portman channels Joan Jet


So I hate Natalie Portman...she's so stupid. She's not literally stupid but she reeks of a stuck-up bitch. So this photo is all the more fabulous simply because she's totally rockin' a wig. One blogger noted that this picture may have been taken before she shaved her head, or rocked the mohawk, but I think it's totally a wig. Plus, girl ain't got no titties...HA HA HA!!! Sucks to be her. Rock 'n Roll Hollywood, my ass! I think she's just trying to be like Angelina Jolie with the dark, brooding thing. Poseur!! Next she'll have visible tattoos and all that freaky shit! She's almost as stupid as Britney!

Two Skinny bitches...



Okay, can I just say, this is hysterically funny!! It's kinda like they modeled the main male character after Johnny Depp and the Corpse Bride after Kate Moss...and the two actors used to date. Hollywood is so incestuous!! (Thanks Defamer for the photo).

I feel bad for Kate Moss that she's losing all her endorsements...I mean hello, how much would it suck to lose a Dior campaign! My world would end as I knew it, but I guess it wouldn't be life as I knew it if I HAD a Dior campaign. Using coke is so common even in normal life let alone fashion that they're just making an example of her, how do you think she stays up and thin and the like? Oh well, in the end I don't feel bad for addicts, so I guess I shouldn't feel bad for her!!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Friday's Bush-bash



Kate Moss is a coke-whore!!!! That's the shock of the century! Not really. How do you think she stays so thin? That's how all rich party girls stay thin, 'cause it sure ain't from drinkin' and staying up till all hours of the night. Coke keeps them up, alert, and thin, so of friggin' course a top model dating a junkie is gonna do lines. Duh!! This is not news, she just got caught.

Okay, so yesterday's attemted Bush-bash got deleted (!) because of some formatting snafu...what an injustice. So I'm gonna wrap up the week with another attempt to slam the idiot, barely-trained monkey we've got in the White House. What's spurred this rant, you ask? Well, so many things about this president have made my blood boil over the past few years, but lately it's the whole Katrina hurricane disaster and the response by the government, both local and federal. The Washington Post ran a headline today entitled, "In Speech, a Bid to Repair Presidency". Interesting that it had to take this catastrophe to spur this reaction from the press. Why not mention that Bush's egregious errors to date (read: Iraq war, soaring federal trade deficit) have only been compounded by this final blow to the American people. Bush, in his campaign, expounded that he is a uniter not a divider. He must have a different idea of what uniting is than the commonly accepted English definition because his policies have done nothing but divided. Divide terrorists and evil-doers from "good, hard-working Americans", rich from poor, black from white (as if that needed any more division). It's about time that Bush's ratings actually catch-up with his actions and that the American people voice discontent with the mess he's making of our once stable and prosperous country.

Hurricane Katrina was a horrible catastrophe, and the after-effects (flooding, wide-scale loss of life) should not have happened. Those that suffered most disproportionately were poor, urban minorities that already have the most difficult existence here in America. Now what little they had has been destroyed and the federal government can offer them little hope for just compensation. It blows my mind that the response to images of people looting was, "this is unacceptable." What's unacceptable is not that people are looting stores to get food and water, but that that kind of abject poverty exists at that level in a major U.S. city. Unacceptable and criminally negligent on the part of the local, state, and federal government. That being said, what will hopefully come from this disaster is a greater awareness of what the sadly performing economy has been doing to poor people all over the country and not just New Orleans.

Living in DC helps underscore the realities of the existence of urban poor minorities; there are so many homeless people of working age here it blows the mind. There are definitely a good percentage of those who are mentally ill, but that is not the whole picture. The saddest part of it for me is that it's based on race...the people in power don't care about the poor minorities. Not only do they not care about the poor minorities but their policies work against them and make their situations worse over the long haul. Their housing never gets better, their jobs get outsourced, their kids receive a terrible education, and all within the shadows of the White House and the Congress. It's an awful injustice, one that saddens me everyday because of the apparent lack of concerns for large groups of people that could make a valuable contribution to society is the were armed with the skills and opportunities afforded their suburban, white cohorts.

Back the specifics of the Bush-bash. Bush finally took responsibility for something bad that happened under his watch!!!! Oh, but that was only after the initial finger-pointing that led to the FEMA chief's resignation...does this sound familiar to anyone? Namely George Tenet, CIA chief. Yeah, Tenet f-ed up the Iraq-war-weapons-of-mass-destruction debacle. Mhm, right. Even Colin Powell admitted it was a mistake, and he was the poor bastard that had to go in front of the U.N. and make a fool of himself with those satellite photos "proving" the Iraqis had the capabilities to cultivate nuclear weapons. N-U-C-L-E-A-R weapons, say it with me, nuclear; it's not nucular, you friggin' moron!!! I just don't trust that fool as far as I can throw him. I for one am glad to see the chink in the armor reveal and the press emboldened to call it out. Finally, the press got their balls outta the Bush administrations vice grip. But I'm tired of this bash already. On to more pressing matters.

I have not yet found a job and I'm losing my will to live. I may be one of those homeless people you see roaming the Mall soon...thanks a lot, Ireland's F-ing Four Courts; also affectionately known as the Irish prison by so many of the lifers that work there. I hope that place gets bombed, a literal Irish Car Bomb would be so fitting. Just kidding, of course. My new restaurant job is good, but I won't be able to make as much money there, so it's kind of bittersweet. Now I'm relying on temp assignments and the restaurant gig to make ends meet. No stress there! I guess it's just gonna be like this for a while and I should get used to it, which isn't a very comforting thought. Oh well, I can always turn to the drink to help smooth out the wrinkles. But wait, that's expensive. I guess I'll have to do it on the cheap...now if only I knew how to "do it on the cheap"...I guess you learn something new everyday!

I'll keep y'all posted.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Paris' Sack


Okay, so courtesy of Vanity Fair, Paris Hilton has been captured is still more artsy-fartsy photos. Check this one out
She's got some pretty huge meat curtains one her!! Maybe she needs to get check for and rare STD that makes her appear to have a penis. Maybe a rare Greek strain of genital warts. Gross!

The Label Whore speaks!

Welcome everyone!! This is the inaugural post to my blog, aptly named "The Life and Times of a Label Whore". A self-professed label whore, I ironically refuse to pay for anything full price...odd, I know. Nonetheless, I know my labels and feel no shame in calling out my fellow fashionista wannabes as to the origins of their fashion purchases. Did you get that at Target? Fabulous. Banana Republic? Fabulous. Wal-Mart? Uh, you should be ashamed of yourself!! I do draw the line when it comes to cheap fashion, I must confess. Wal-Mart will never be chic, no matter what the commercials filled with "trendy" young girls tell you. I guess those same commercials should be the first indication, however. Sucks to be you if you live in a town where the best clothes shopping is Wal-Mart. I guess just learn to sew and buy some fashion magazines.

Enough of the fashion rant. I continue to languish, rather, rot answering phones at the law firm. Ugh, I went back to school and acquired $30,000 more in student loans so I wouldn't have to be a receptionist! Oh the horrible irony. I told my temp agency that the job was slowly killing me and this would be absolute last week I could handle this assignment. So I'm once again off is search of work, hopefully this time it will be something interesting and that pays more. How is it possible that someone with the experiences and education I've had can't even get an interview at organizations specializing in her field of study? I guess I missed the boat in college and should've done IT or accounting. But that type of work would've probably not just slowly killed me but quickly done so. I can just see it now, dead, splattered on the front a city bus moving at full speed. Or maybe under the train. Those Metro employees don't give two shits about the passengers anyways. I bet if I talked loudly enough on my cellphone in the tunnel some irritated Hill staffer would shove me in front of the train, ending my misery for me and clearing one more Hill position from a vapid sorority girl who's daddy not only got her the job but is subsidizing her adventure as a "Capitol Hill legislative assistant" when all she really does is drink endlessly and suck off her bosses, sometime for extra cash once daddy's cut off her credit cards. It's good to see that I'm less bitter since leaving the bar! Oh, I'm sorry, I mean since I got fired from the bar.

So today I'm nursing the lingering headache I got yesterday while doing my daily (!) 10K run on the treadmill in the gym. I know something was up when I couldn't see the TV clearly. I think I got a mild migraine, which totally sucks since I haven't had to deal with one of these in a long while. Wah! I blame it on the job, really it's killing me.

S that's enough for today. Watch out for further job-hunt updates and other random discussion. Washingtonians beware!!